and god made anita !!!

ever wonder what happens when god fucks up ??? cut to ms. cuckumane. when in despair ... shes the supernatural being. she was meant to be an angle with looks and brains ... god took away the brains ( ok not all of it ) ...and gave such archangelic beauty .... that is what makes her anita ... thats rebecca thats nimmiji thats chambi thats u ani ... FOOooool !

ironic as itis ... we ddnt speak for months, an entire semister i must add, only to speak on the very last day ... only to never hang up ever again .. yea i spent 800$ on phone bills talking to u ... lets publish that ...

mind u, dun be around her when she's plasttered cuz man the woman can be tormenting ( in a good way but ofcourse ) ... cut to happy birthday party, where the lordress lay drunk on the bathroom floor for hours .. paying her dues to the porcelain throne !!!

how many people do u really know who can spend an entire year taking a bath?? comes in anitha .. anitha with the 'h' ... actually is it only the bathing period ;) hehehe lets add the assignments ... grilling assignments which take decades to do .... but then again, how many people would sit thru their tormenting assignments and then sit and do yours :) ani wud. as i type this I can hear prataps caustic voice screaming something in malyali, or was that telegu or madrassi .. hell who cares ur a south indian :P hehehehe

she's the princess from bangalore, she's the mother of 'louve' * i still do not approve of a bf called chikoo ... he needs a better name * but hell, u'll marry him and have kids called angoor .... god !! i know it, u just will !!

funny, every person i write about has had hardships in the past few months, and u've had urs anita :) but ur doing a great job, the push up bra works fine, keep the smile and rock mc donalds .... they r lookin good honey ... and ur doing just fine more than fine, better than many ..

I love u and always will ... even if i go back ... I will always be there .. a phone call away ... $10 mega india calling card is all u'll need :)

mwaaaah !

p.s I insist I am more hardworking than u know who .. admit it .. say it ! i demand u say it .. rite now rite away !! bitch !!