Meticulously Manhandled.

When I held it out in public and beat it insanely they gaped. When I banged it frenzy to the desk, they gaped. When I held it and stared at it hours, they gaped. Its mine, I will hold it, beat it or squeeze it. If it wont do what I want it to, I am gonna bang it against what I want to. When I have something that hangs, I will beat it right? She laughed at me the other nite, cuz it wouldnt work. It happens to the best of us, well atleast I have one, she doesnt even have one !!! Many are concerned I beat it up more than it can handle. Apparently I expect too much out of it, its just an average thing.

I firmly believe this is the best treatment my '3' handset deserves, it hung up on me for the third time. Welcome to the three nestwork. Happy Beating !!!

this one's for u tanooooooooooh !!!

well, I am still recovering :P nonetheless I am proud of you. I still remember the day you went for the interview, with your dad that too ... and dragged veena along and sat there for hideous amount of hours .. no wait was that the Elle magazine interview .. no it was this.

congratulations u !!
As usual, I have to get dramatic and eat up everyones moment so I am going to steal the light for a tiny moment and freak out and so ... I go "Shit .. I havnt even begun !!!"

So now I have two wallets to fall back on * smiles * make that three no four !!! My four parents and I * yay dejil chuz *

achha ok I am going to sleep now. its 3.42 in the afternoon, way past my bed time.

Love You. Even more now * chuckle *
Ummm, we are still getting married right?

Mwah ! God Bless.

p.s : I think its time I learnt what you did. hehehehe what was it again ? E-learning? No editing? No WHAT THE FUCK IT IS !!!!!! Since now I seem to be the only one who is unemployed as an extended gesture of all your friendships, I shall recieve monthly goodies ... and do note, monthly goodies are different from birthday gits, farewell gifts, graduation gifts and COMMING BAK TO INDIA GIFT !

Once again, God blessssssss ! Mwah !!!!!! I feel like a parent who is so proud of his child !!! * MUKOS - mature uncle kind of smile *


heh heh ! check this out ... ok this too !!!

another useless list ! tee da !

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?
I hate it .. wont say it .. or type it !!

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, In Arcadia, Lord of the Rings and Truth about Feng Shui

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
None, I use an optical mouse - wireless tat too :d

BABIES?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you !

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Guilt

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING
My dreams ... and what the fuck am I gonna do today

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Usually 1

FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
papu or 'w'

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
My canadian trip at the moment, otherwise to accept those or that, that I cant change

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
the piano

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Subjective question... i vote no

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
The Maruti 800 - the dinky version - metallic blue

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
it sounds trite but no one....

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
JD and coke, lately Vodka, keeps changing really. Man, I have no taste :D

WHAT'S IN THE BOOT OF YOUR CAR?
A lot of shit, empty bags ... books ... clothes ... a petrol can ... toooo much shit

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes :-D

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
An Interior Designer

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
yech !

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Don't care as long as its mine...

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
i type with three fingers...

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Nothin, got no bed !

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?
F1 !!!

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE
Ummm ... why only one ??

YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
My superman Underwear !

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY
The city !

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?
Art

COMEDY, HORROR
I dont approve of simulating people's death for entertainment unless its funny, which it is :)

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Butt !

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
My bed

FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
The Full body

WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
they are kind of mutually dependant... but ive always head leaned
towards the cerebral

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
I dont do mornings, SORRY !

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?
No ...

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
Winter

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
to fly....* sigh *

WHICH DO YOU PREFER - SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Burgers, Yuck I hate Sushi

IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
no tats

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CARTOON?
The Adams Family

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?
Anything Indian, how desi - yuck !

IF YOU COULD TAKE A VACATION ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE?
anywhere

DO YOU HAVE ANIMALS?
Ummm, if my stray dogs can be counted as mine then ummm I have lost count !
Also a turtle who died .. he was called TURTLE !

NAME ONE PERSON WHO SHOULD DO THIS !
I dont know anyone who is as vella and as retarted as I am. Also I am the only one I know who is going back
for good. Insane !!!

things things things things things !!!

here it is. Things I want ! no neeed ;p -

* hint hint * birthday comin up

1) Umm lets begin with the basics. Cologne * current stocks are very very low *

212
Iissey miyake
Cool Waters
Boss in Motion
Black

2) Ummm an Ipod - 70 gb - The Ipod Photo
3) Book - To the Other Side and Back - Author Brown something
4) If not an Ipod an Mp3 player atleast
5) No an Ipod only - even 30gb will do
6) Clothes

a new jumper
coupla denims
shirts
tee shirts
more denims
more superman underwear :-D

7) Shoes - Diesel on sale !!!!
8) Bag - even billabong will do
9) A freakin memory card for my digi cam
10) 3d Home architect software - version 6
11) A new webcam - the one u can cling onto the notebook - cud even do with a new notebook
12) An Ikea Lamp - On sale Again * hint hint *
13) Donations for my canadian ticket
14) if i go to india - a new cellphone
15) again if in india - new car * octaviaaaaaaaaa plejjjjjjjj *


Ummm .. tats all that I can think of now. 12'o clock in the afternoon isnt the best time of the day for me, its like midnight for me !!!! So will add things :P

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh !

salut ...

so papu's been doing some thinking again ... last time thinking session ddnt happen beyond the ohsooriginal explanation of papu'ism .... tobeblamed is the vodka and shooters and anita and shrav and gold coast and urge to party and need to drink and thisveryexistence (that my friend has been sourced from previous thinking session) . new thinkings session happeneds right on the M1 motorway just after exit 14 and before exit 65. so now you know where have I been, I have been watching movies, then when i got bored of the movies, i went drinking, then when drinking partner kim went away to sydney ,i wenting to gold coast where i again drinking alcohol, shaking ma booty in nite clubs, and then drinking somemore.

During thinkings realization just dawned upon, that maybe the cold isnt all that cool ... well when u end up wearing half your wardrobe and yet you shiver, with the heater on that too ... its either the lack of an underwear or the cold isnt all THAT cool. In my case it cud have been the former, but thanks to profound thinkings between exit 48 and exit 61 I sure it is latter.

In extreme cases, decreasing immunity to cold is caused due to rising blood levels in the bodies alcohol stream, hmmmmmmmmmm !!!

And ohwell, maybe I am predictible. I am loosing interest in this blog, like all the other things I have begun and lost interest in. But do note, voice modulation classes were fun, i just got boreded of travelling, guitar classes were fun, I ddnt like the place and please I so So so did complete my target at the gym.

So I conclude the loosing of interest in blog is the outcome of .... the sheer lack of education and thus it is concluded that losing interest in the blog is one of the withdrawal symptoms. You wouldnt believe it, I ddnt masturbate for two days in a row, for two reasons, anita's room doesnt have a lock and ummmmmmmmm I never figured out the second reason. So that is another withdrawal symptom, which is now freakin me out, so I think I shud just do another degree. Only for the sake of this blog.

Oh, and anita the stupidselfishbitch leaves for Mumbai tomorrow and leaves me alone for an entire month. She's being extra nice and taking one bag for me, so thus my transition officially begins. This calls for a celebration and thus celebration calls for a drink and because I need to drink, I cannot pack and because I cannot pack, anita u cannot go. Although really, transition process is hardly exciting, so I say Dont go u and i wont need to start the freaking process an entire month before scheduled !!!!

I am going now, cuz I am bored and cold and heavy with the layers of clothing I am buried under. I will probably see you after a couple of weeks, going to sydney and melbourne sometime next week. So if sometime next week isnt sometime soon nextweek, I will see you sometime soon either thisweek or nextweek.

Ohohohohoh, and I finally did it. after months of wanting to, no I ddnt pierce ma eyebrow or getmea tattoo, i got a psychic reading. So aunty psyhco suggested tat my spirits who she said were very funny suggested that I join ma dad's business and not worry about the future and live the moment and be happy and give people more chances in life and and and all the things I ddnt need to pay 55$ for. To think of it, i cud have paid some 20 odd bucks more and finally motivated my father to disown me, cuz he's threatened the minute I get an eyebrow peircing, I am disowned.

somebodies gonna get a hurt today !! somebodies !!!

I think its time papu was assassinated. His thinkings have no outcome and clearly are not profound !!! Papu'ism as a state is certainly delusive !!!

Anybody dont know - somebodies gonna get a hurt todays !!!

papu's profund pondering(s)

The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines 'Papu' as someone that deviates markedly from an established norm, especially a person of odd or unconventional behavior. The english dictionary has a rather mythical synonym for it but we wont go there, cuz this aint about papu only, its about papu and his papu'ism. Papu'ism for the benighted is a state in which one starts manifesting the view that there is no order or value in human life or in the universe. Progressing from the state of papu'ism and being papu or papu'ed this is a dedication to the profound musings of one selected papu. It all begins with the limitations of the human mind. The restraints which restrict any normal ( well hardly normal in this case) indiviual.

More to come. Just too bored to type now. Thats the problem with being papu. You become very very erratic. Remember the Galactical advisory board says, papu'ism is a state which makes one very predictible, do not become a stereotype cuz no one papu is meant to be like another. Though personally I think it's not working, it really is not !

Papu.

I fear evil, for thou are'nt with me !!!

Glorified art thou, O lord my God !!! I have no will but Thy will, O my Lord, and cherish no desire except Thy desire, and thy desire and thy will hasth been my success O lord ... I insist it be my survival atleast !!! No I really do, I need to pass this Exam !!!!

Please please please please please please ... please please please .. no copy paste action here see ... pass be it .. and oh btw, I havnt studied ;) ... praised be Thou, O Lord my God !!! Be thou satisfied with what God hath destined for thee .... I am if a pass is what thou have destined for thee and I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil for thou art with me .. you are no ?!?! Thou, in truth, art the All-Glorious, the Almighty, Whose help is implored by all of me.

amen !!!

p.s if I fail ... no no no no I cannot failth !

Things about me ...

this aint ma idea .. I saw it on someone's blog and thot it was kewl .. and me being the self obsessed me .. I thot i'd do it too ... so for chumma sake ! * nasra roy u have contaminated my language *

and I have been emotinally and verbally battered by anita for some of things I have said about myself thus I make some changes and also tanu insisted on making some, here they are .....

hell this has become an issue ... some more changes ... for MANDIRA this time ..

Revised version 3rd edition :P

1. I am addicted to the internet, which makes me a loser cuz I miss out on many things I'd actually wanna do
2. I am rather emotional .. not an unbalanced emotional freak * there u go anita *
3. I obessess over things that aint necessary
4. I think way more than my brains can handle
5. I am a stargazer. I dream .. I dream a lot
6. I like rooms with character, they cheer me up
7. I started interior design when i was 18
8. I have been obessesed with interior design since i was in std 9th
9. I dont study or rather ddnt study interior design
10. I dont know why
11. I read .. * gasp * yes taruni deal with it :) ... I do
12. I smoke more than I should
13. I spend more money than I have
14. I am obessesed with cups/mugs
15. I have over 20 mugs and I live alone
16. I prefer having few close friends than knowing the entire world * smiles @ anita *
17. I wish i were taller
18. I have all the issues of Inside Outside from 1995 to 2004 - until I left India
19. I am a procrastinator, I delay everything from having a bath to going to the bank
20. I like my parents, I get along very well with my parents, especially my father .. no wait .. my mother .. no father .. no mother .. errr .. I love em both ... !!!
21. I love my sister more than my parents.
22. I dont like kids, except my own neice.
23. I am good at secrets, at times these secrets begin ruling my life, they do.
24. I cannot write or speak good english
25. I cannot draw or paint
26. I can visualize
27. I have a cartier .. probably the most expensive thing that I claim is soley mine
28. I masturbate more than I think should. I read somewhere its blurs ur concentration.
29. I end up drinking more alcohol than I'd like to
30. I dont understand and possess self control
31. I like living alone, tho I'd like living alone in India where there are servants
32. My close friends call me spoilt and pampered though I think I better than most
33. I dont like red wine
34. In the next five years I plan to start my own interior design firm and open a lifestyle store in mumbai
35. I dont understand arranged marriage - and maybe I dont even want to get married !
36. I hate meeting new people and having polite conversations
37. I cant cook
38. I eat one loaf a bread a day
39. I drink tea/coffee/hotchocolate everyday *all three*
40. I am allergic to cheese
41. I have migrane, acidity sinus and acute gout ... I am told i am an hypochondriac !
42. I get freaked out easily
43. I am 22 yrs of age and I dont like turning older
44. I hate responsibilities
45. I hate education. I hate having to study
46. I crib a lot
47. I dont lie much
48. Yet, I lie more than I'd like to
49. I dont understand the concept of undefined love
50. I dont like my family from my mothers side. I take this opportunity to tell them they suck .. the same applies to a lot of people from my dads side. I hate sindhi's.
51. I sleep a lot. I dont like mornings. I sleep naked. I sleep on my stomach.
52. I dont want to be a very rich man
53. I dont adjust to change very well
54. I secretly laugh at funerals
55. That freaks me out
56. I dont smoke in the loo
57. I dont masturbate in the loo
58. My loo backhome is where I relax
59. I talk to myself. Aloud
60. I stare into the mirror atleast 32843738 times a day
61. I like birthdays ..I just dont like turning old
62. I like presents
63. I like suprises
64. I am not much of an eater, by which I mean I still hog like a PIG, i am just not adventurous with my food. I dont enjoy trying new cuisines * slaps tansuhri for pokin *
65. I dont like icecream
66. I collect things, everything i think is artistic ..
67. I love shopping at chor bazaar
68. I shop at colaba causeway
69. I shop at crossroads
70. I dont have a distinct taste in music
71. I have a very hairy ass ;0)
72. I have had the lousiest school life
73. I miss jai hind college
74. I miss my apartment where I was raised
75. I have designed my house, many parts of it, I dont like
76. The highest I have spent on an item of clothing is 500 US $
77. The lowest I have spent on an item of clothing is 10 INR.
78. My favorite drink is JD and coke ... I also like mangola and sugarcane juice .. and i am still in disbilief my friend chetan doesnt know what a MANGOLA is.
79. I am still obsessed with most of my ex's .. remember point no. 3
80. I am more dramatic than I'd like to be.
81. I watch hindi soaps with a lot of interest
82. I dont watch many hindi movies
83. I dont play much sports, but I enjoy swimming
84. I lisp
85. I am obsessed with mobile phones
86. I dont believe in religion and god. I believe in karma.
87. I like being driven
88. I dont like the way my friend sadque drives, I think he will die in car crash
89. I dont like the way my friend mandira takes things for granted, she will also die in a car crash with sadque
90. I dont like the way my friend tanushri cries at the drop of a pin, she will also die in a car crash, but her driver arjun will be driving - I will be in either one of these two cars.
91. I have been in love thrice. ALL DEFINED !!!
92. I hate liars
93. I go commando many a times :P
94. I am known for doing things many people dont, I have taken classes right from pottery to voice modulation
95. None of them have helped me, I am still lost
96. I sing when I drive
97. I drive an automatic and dont like manuals
98. I have worked as a cleaner and waiter. Two life changing situations I hope no one experiences.
99. I believe Who I am is Who i want to be and I am very comfortable with myself or so I keep saying to myself. Not silently not secretly ... I say it Aloud.
99a. I am very close to a few people in my life who take all my tantrums, well not all but most. I am glad I know u mandy .. and sadz and tanu and anita !!!
99b. There are going to be no more editions ! deal with it ! hell ...

p.s: I also want to kiss Angelina Jolie.

The journey has begun ...

as I type this, I am still intoxicated by Alcohol ... my head still spins and No i do have a life. As obsessed as I am with this motherfucking internet, I am grieving * financial grief * .... and thus I type this. I will spare u from the agony of having to share my misery .. which we will call 'fate'. We will speak of my fateful journey which has finally begun, June the 12th ... and had my very first farewell ...

my friend zulfi leaves for london this week and his return is only after my depature thus this early begining of brain numbing farewells ... so I bunked work .. cuz I wanted to go drinking and brisbane being brisbane, sunday aint too good a day, most clubs are * gay* sunday nites .. besides i'd bunk work when its 20$ an hr, rather then 25 an hr.

Its been an evening filled with alcohol, more than I can handle .. more than I can afford and more than I can handle .. i said that already .. doh ! Irony is, I wasnt going to drive, I did. Irony is he insisted I park @ his place and he'd drive, I ddnt ... Irony is I saw the tow away sign .. I parked .. Irony is .. minutes ago I was staring into a pair of desiel shoes on sale ... Irony is they were 250 bucks on sale .. Irony is .. I said I'd spare u ... I ddnt !!!

Tho I conclude, farewells are more depressing. The money spent isnt mine, someday I will grow up and learn to respect your money pa .. for now I'll try and understand this irony ..

Donno what depresses me now .. the alcohol .. very unlikey ... the fine .. probably .. the farewell ummm or this fateful existence ... most likey .. and thus the journey has begun ...

I think my penis hurts !!!

well No it doesnt ... I just thot I'd start with something inappropriate :)

so yes, from now on you may call me Mr. Post Graduate. Not officially yet .... but I insist cuz after all I have attended one of the best ever graduation ceremonies. Well when you pay 22,045$ you know its going to be worth every penny and it indeed was. After two peices of cake OR not AND one tart -* why one cuz it was large so thus u had to choose either ONE tart or TWO peices of cake * and a glass of apple beri juice - 100% australian produce ... i feel I have finally achieved ultimate satisfaction from my education.

They were really kind, no like very kind. They saved us any formalilty, they saved us from the painful presence of any faculty, they saved us from the painful session of even having to sit in a nice central a/c auditorium .. instead they put us in the COMMON DINNING ROOM and graciously served us two peices of cake and they were very kind, they made sure there was a long queue one would stand in and get humiliated and then finally claim and make the ohsolifethreating choice of ummm 2 pastry(ies) or 1 tart. They made sure the chairs in the common dinning room were well latched on to the tables so people in groups of more than four would remain active and thus stand and spread their joy !!! they were even so kind they made sure that the gowns we rented ... cud be returned right during the tea ceromony and they very kindly divided the area with a nice looking makedo soft board... so while we stood there we cud see people getting their gowns off ... they made sure it wudnt be something formal .. infact they made sure my graduation ceremony would be one i would remember all my life. they even made that the actual or authentic graduation ceremoney should be set for 6 days after all our international visa's expire so just in case if we do wish to be part of a graduation ceremony where there is some respect . we spend another 1000 odd dollars extending our visa's .. because clearly 22,000 $ is not enough money. No not for griffith University .. and I knew I should have chosen the tart .... hell why do I always make the wrong choice ?!?

here are zee pics !!!!

group photo .. yep yep I loooook fat ...and I am in AUSTRALIA .. excuse the asians :P to my left is SIMON *the row above red tee * .. whose breath stinks and he once saw chetan's snake .. like a really pet snake .. not his god gifted snake snake ... and went yummy .. dunno why i added tat, but he did.

peoples

a very happy irma and carlos !

you call me Mr. Post Graduate !!!!

this one was @ home

in zee line waiting - check the paper I hold :P it says spread to bum ... hahahaha !

balls to education !

excuse the white :P lol ... yes natasha the hat or whatever itistobe shows !

free fallin !!!

feels good, feels good to be breathing again. feels good to be staring into nothing again. Feels very good, very very very good. ok point established, but really I aint kidding .. it does feel good. ok last time .. feels very good. one more report and two exams and I am done, if i dont plug consumer behavior that is :P

taking a break until tomorrow arvo. "arvo" being afternoon in aussie slang and not some supersidey sindhi word as darlings tanu's thought's. finished my second report, and my very first report which I have submitted w/o taking an extension. God i swear, i better get graded good !!!

tuesday the 7th is ma graduation ceremony. Only in the tradition of International Education based on a student visa, would u attend your graduate ceremony before you actually get certified, and like always teri ditched. she's not coming no more !! maybe i wont marry her :)

in those seldom moments of wisdom - pia and I were talking and I was having a whinge about june the 16th being so so so far away. Hell, i cant wait to finish, no kiddin !!! and she goes like yea, but u do know when u actually do start work, u'd want these moments back. U'd wanna run back to uni and stay up all night and just do some sad ass research and smoke and have hot chocolate and scream and crib ... I know .. I know !!

Went out for dinner with anita, shravanti and regan .. they drove down from the coast. Had some real nice steak and soup and some nice hot chocolate and like always :P ok not always, but always anita was a lil tipsy. beats me how do people get drunk on three bottles of beer. Its beer for chrissake.

and now I am all depressed !!! change is depressing .. it really is. like really depressing. Specially from my end. very depressing.

very fucking depressing.

I am missing australia already !!! god I am turning into a woman.

I'll miss you too anita. But i guess u gotta do what u gotta do ..

Love u

me !

p.s: i'll bet my ass off she's crying as she reads this :) dunchya just love it when people cry for u ... and also cry because ur gonna get stomach cramps for not letting me have anymore of that brownie sundae. It was my idea ... accept it, all good things are a result of my thinking !!!

and the fortune cookie said, tonite thou shall'th sleep well !

maybe I shud get a p.r .. errr or maybe I should'nt .. maybe I should get my brains outta my ass and stick with them in my head .. maybe .. just maybe i'll do it .. who knows .. maybe I just will !!!

Oh my parents r coming - finally I get to eat yummy yummy sindhi food. 3 weeks from today !!!
who goes on a tour with their parents ?!? I do ! I do ! I do ! I do !

and darlings tanu's mite come to .. tho she's convinced I dont want her too cuz I ddnt like reply to an sms and I ddnt sound excited enough .. she has no friends I tell u, no one, absolutely no one loves her. Not even me anymore. She's all alone .. sick ... tired and no one loves her anymore. Fine .. I'll just be this way .. act like a complete asshole. at this point she usually leaves the conversation and if its face to face she'll turn away and stare into tranquility.

Come tanu - I cant wait to see you blossoming :P come come come come come come - we'll both follow a new alcohol only diet !!! come come come come come come come come come come come come come come. like no kidding and all .. i really wanna see u blossom :P

mwah !