Ipod'eology !!!

Welcome Aboard Flight Ipomania !!! Thank you for choosing your Ipod(yes yes Photo) 20gb, mainly due to the unavailability of the Ipod(photoagain) 30gb !!! This hopefully will be a journey until internity, unless stolen, misplaced or broken, in which case you shall be castrated
anyways !!

We regret intital installation problems. Sincere aplogies for further problems caused by the Apple Call Centre staff which regretably is based in India (Bangalore). Their inability to comprehend your accent(which we agree is very much Indian) is very much a result of their constant attempts at personifying an accent they should not attempt. Sincere Apologies. We agree Mate, must be pronounced as M-I-T-E and not M-A-T-E and yes your family lacked creativity, but your name is still pronounced as R-a-v-i, and not R-A-U-V-E--E or R-O-B-I (huh?) !!!!

Please feel free to upload as many as 5000 songs on your ipod and a certain number of photo's ( Reading your Manual helps you know). Your Ipod comes equipped with nothing more than the Ipod. Duh ! So we suggest you start saving and starving to buy yourself the cool funky sports band to support your Ipod. Alternatively you might consider buying a case to make it scratch proof. The griffin I talk is a must buy !!!

The cats have complained of your indecent dance moves whislt in Ipodic Mode. The Pelvic thrust we believe is most indecent. We sincerely request all ipod users to be seated or walk normally while the ipod is switched on !!! Please feel free to shamelessly flaunt your Ipod during any moment of this trip(literally, that too, trip that is). Enjaiiii !

Please note, you and only you have the sole authority to decide when does your Ipod begin to feel obsolete due to new innovations in technology. You may even begin to find your Ipod obsolete for no reason. Such behavior is acceptable and we advice that in situations as those you acquire new toys to amuse and entertain yourself !!! Hint Hint, new phone and car and laptop !!

Current Song : Ass Like That - Eminem - Encore
Current Mood: Confused

oooooooooooh - Bondi beach

they made me sit in this, OH SO EMBARASSING !!!

beautiful, isnt it?

my mum the eskimo

ballarat again !!!

vintage mother !!!

me and ma cuppa !!

welcome to somewhereville !!!

bondi explorer !!!

harbor bridge and wat u see on top is the flag on england, australia's support against the london bombings !!!

mr grumpy !!

the view from sydney tower

hey mister, getcha hands off her, shes ma mum !!!!

view from my window !!!

bonjour !!

alcohol, people, cars that honk, more people,more alcohol, some more alcohol, cigerrates, beautiful beaches, the bestestest night clubs, hot chicks, more alcohol, aka sydney!!! did I mention alcohol ?!?

family,vazirani's, some more vazirani's, still more vazirani's, sindhi food, another batch of vazirani's, a lexus, a jeep, a landcruiser, some more sindhi's, an x-trail and final batch of vazirani's aka melbourne !!!!

yes, my parents are still alive, they are BOTH in good health. I have not killed or hurt either of them. I spent an entire two WEEKS, three days even in ONE, yes ONE, like ONE as in ONE room without loosing my cool. Ok thats a lie, but hey it was like the same room, like right across their bed on a roll away bed, like right there, like three whole days. * phew *

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!! sydney is ... sydney is orgasmic, Sydney is ecstatic. Sydney is charming, enticing, exciting, eclictic, electrifying, chic oooooooooooooooh ... sydney is simply prodigious !!! No really, WHAT THE FUCK am or rather was I doing in brisbane. People walk on the streets in sydney, like really walk !!! Cars Honk, like hoot that horn kind of honk, like mumbai kind of honk and then even abuse. Move you M*****F**CKER :D aaaaaah the night clubs .... aaaaaaaaaah !!! only sad part being, you cant smoke * sigh * Bondi Beach ... the houses .... aaaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaah aaaaah aaaaah ooooh ooooooooooooooh !!!! I mentioned alcohol right ?!?

Melbourne. If minus the 23837383632635537393634983 vazirani's could have been equally interesting. Besides the cars which I drove and the sindhi food I pigged on in melbourne it was ok, strictly ok!! Oh, did I mention the crown casino? I met more sindhi's then I would ever meet in Sindhi Society. *gasp* yes there is actually a place in mumbai called sindhi society, famous enough that there is also a bus stop which is called sindhi society bus stop and no you dont go there to see aunties wrapped in golden sequin saries, you go there to see men and women dressed in white from top to bottom. Yes yes, my mother too !!! oh oh oh and trams !!! I'd live in melbourne for the trams !!!!

But I am absofuckinlutely in love with sydney !!! Maybe because it reminds me of mumbai, yet it isnt painfully and annonying untidy as mumbai is !!! Plus hey I stayed right across oxford st !!! So now as I sit here and recover from my frenzied journey which began in the same room as my parents(can u believe it, The SAME room) *sigh* I am going to go and try and pack. Its yet another race to pack my life up before it runs away-dialouge courtesy tanushri shukla

Will put some pictures !!!

oh ! and I have been served an ultimatum. I must decide what is it that I plan to do now that i am a so called post graduate. Wonder, why people cant take I DONT FUCKING KNOW for an answer, no really, seems perfectly logical to me. I dont, I just dont !!!

* and mandira thank u for ur oh sweet reminder that its a month before my mourning session starts, as I said. You shallth bear the brunt !!! enjai and tanu more on the dutch hottie puhlease :D *

Ur daily dose of Blah !

well, I have done it again. I passed, I passed, I passed. I passed all my subjects, even the one I wasnt meant to, with a credit that too. I passed, I passed, I passed. So one Distinction, Two Credits and One Pass later I can say, man Hardwork benchod never pays !!! No really, you slog your arse of for a report, 45 fucking pages and you get a pass and you fucking just submit the perfect model of plagarism and you get a credit. See, It Doesnt Pay !!!!

Anybays, its overrrrrrrrrr. Dont ask me what next, cuz I dont know :-D. Well for the next one month now, me is travelling around australia, so will be in and out of brisbane frequently. here it is, agenda for the next few days

thurs the 7th - flying to sydney
monday the 11th - flying to melbourne
sunday the 17th - flying back to brisbane
then to sunshine coast
then to gold coast
and here and there and here and there
ummm, then some date that I dont remember - flying to cairns
back from cairns ...

heres the not so exciting part. I am doing all of this with my parents. * smiles *

Going shopping now.

I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed I passed !!!!

papu pass ho gaya !!!!