Ipod'eology !!!

Welcome Aboard Flight Ipomania !!! Thank you for choosing your Ipod(yes yes Photo) 20gb, mainly due to the unavailability of the Ipod(photoagain) 30gb !!! This hopefully will be a journey until internity, unless stolen, misplaced or broken, in which case you shall be castrated
anyways !!

We regret intital installation problems. Sincere aplogies for further problems caused by the Apple Call Centre staff which regretably is based in India (Bangalore). Their inability to comprehend your accent(which we agree is very much Indian) is very much a result of their constant attempts at personifying an accent they should not attempt. Sincere Apologies. We agree Mate, must be pronounced as M-I-T-E and not M-A-T-E and yes your family lacked creativity, but your name is still pronounced as R-a-v-i, and not R-A-U-V-E--E or R-O-B-I (huh?) !!!!

Please feel free to upload as many as 5000 songs on your ipod and a certain number of photo's ( Reading your Manual helps you know). Your Ipod comes equipped with nothing more than the Ipod. Duh ! So we suggest you start saving and starving to buy yourself the cool funky sports band to support your Ipod. Alternatively you might consider buying a case to make it scratch proof. The griffin I talk is a must buy !!!

The cats have complained of your indecent dance moves whislt in Ipodic Mode. The Pelvic thrust we believe is most indecent. We sincerely request all ipod users to be seated or walk normally while the ipod is switched on !!! Please feel free to shamelessly flaunt your Ipod during any moment of this trip(literally, that too, trip that is). Enjaiiii !

Please note, you and only you have the sole authority to decide when does your Ipod begin to feel obsolete due to new innovations in technology. You may even begin to find your Ipod obsolete for no reason. Such behavior is acceptable and we advice that in situations as those you acquire new toys to amuse and entertain yourself !!! Hint Hint, new phone and car and laptop !!

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