Monday, September 12, 2005

I - MBA !

So my first official post from my desk @ work ! A new computer even !!! Yes my own desk with my own computer with a password even. Work and Ravi - Unblueible - un-b-lue-ible !!!! What work do i do? I work with my dad. What does my dad do ? My dad is into textiles ! What textiles you ask? Warp Knitted textiles !!! Warp Knitted textiles are different from other textiles ! how ? because something was said to me some 10,000 times in this past week. So thats why warp knitted textiles are different than woven textiles, and the latter being of great interest to me. But we speak of my work ! So what work do I do ? I work for me Dad andwhat do i do there? Well, it is mandatory all questions must cease when said, I work for my dad. If u insist on knowing. I sit at a desk, staring my monitor and try my level best to look resourceful while i secretly obsess over the ostentatious use of blue in my factory, my own factory *sigh* !!! So that is what I do.

And also this is what I do. Have stimulating conversations

Event: Day two at work
Location: Works Manager Cabin
Ambience: Annonyingly blue interiors
Characters: Works Manager, Moi and T.P

Me: staring at blue soft board, blue chair, blue mats
W.M: warp knittin is somethin somethin somethin somethin somethin !
Me: now seriously getting tormented with the flamboyant use of blue in my own factory * sigh * how cud they !!!?!
Enter Third Party (t.p)
T.P: Helloji
Me - * after putting on the world is a great place, welcome to our lil celestial spehre smile * Hello
W.M: he is to be being Mr. Vazirani's Son
T.P: giving me a very disconcerting look and then breaking into the this world is indeed a fabulous place and this blue is so groovy smile - Oh ho ho Hello Hello !
Errrr ok !
W.M: givin t.p approving look - he just gotted back from australia. he dided MBA. * yes i stopped correcting people exactly 30 seconds after I landed. MMM not MBA *
T.P: giving approving look, so he is the young prince !!
Me: uh huh ! ok then ! did he just say prince?!? tellme he ddnt say prince !!!
T.P: so the young prince * he said it again * is here to assist his dad. very nice, u guys make the fabric and he will now advance and design cars !!!!!
And we all went -chuckle chuckle !!!

So i sit here and dream of designing cars, because that is what people do after their australian MBA ...

For all those who seem very concerned about my constant cribbing about being here and doing this and not being there and doing that, clearly if I had a choice, i wouldnt crib now ! Or would I ?!? who cares ?!? I have cars to design and blue walls to stare at.

I really wish that something which i should not be speaking of, only cause I will jinx it, happens.

I am now going to go back to staring at the monitor, dipping some buscuits in chai and yes obesessing over the blue. Maybe the next time I'll tell you about manoj. He's our very quite, softspoken, articulte account manager who just needs to learn how to SHUT THE FUCK UP nd also not switch the goddamn AC off every time he thinks we have reached antartica ! Man this blue just keeps getting groovier by the minute !!!!!

Friday, September 09, 2005

These are crazy days but they make me shine !!!

tonite was the fourth consecutive night I sat typing and ddnt get down to saying anything. Damn the free porn !

It’s a bit early in the midnight hour for me,
To go through all the things that I want to be,
I don’t believe in everything I see,
Y’know I’m blind so why d’you disagree

Take me away, cos I just don’t want to stay,
And the lies you make me say are getting deeper every day,

These are crazy days but they make me shine,
Time keeps rolling by.

All around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You’re gonna make a better day.

All around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You know it’s gonna be okay.

What you gonna do when the walls come falling down,
You never move you never make a sound,
When you gonna swin with the ridges that you found,
If you’re lost at sea well I hope that you drown,

Take me away, cos I just don’t want to stay,
And the lies you make me say are getting deeper every day,

These are crazy days but they make me shine,
Time keeps rolling by.

All around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
And all around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You know it’s gonna be okay.

Nanana, nanana, nananana nananaaa,
Nanana, nanana, nananana nananaaa,
Naaaa, naaaa, naaaaa, naaaaa, nanananana,
Nanananana, nanananana,

All around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You’re gonna make a better day.

And all around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You know it’s gonna be okay.

Cos all around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You’re gonna make a better day.

And all around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You know it’s gonna be okay.

It’s gonna be okay.!
It’s gonna be okay.!
It’s gonna be okay.!
It’s gonna be okay.!

All around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You’re gonna make a better day,

Cos all around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You know it’s gonna be okay.

All around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You’re gonna make a better day,

All around the world,
You gotta spread the word,
Tell ’em what you heard,
You know it’s gonna be okay.

La lalalala la lalala la,
La lalalala la lalala la.

And I know what I know,
What I know what I know,
Yeah I know what I know,
It’s gonna be okay.

And I know what I know,
What I know what I know,
Yeah I know what I know,
It’s gonna be okay.

And I know what I know,
What I know what I know,
Yeah I know what I know,
It’s gonna be okay.

And I know what I know,
What I know what I know
Yeah I know what I know
Pig’s don’t fly - never say die.!!!

So things are gonna fly - never say die.!!!
Things are gonna fly - never say die.

Nanana, nanana,
Nananana nananaaa nanana,
Nanana, nananana nananaaa

Things are gonna fly - never say die.!!!
So things are gonna fly - never say die.!!!

pretty much a sypnosis of my life.