Things about me ...
this aint ma idea .. I saw it on someone's blog and thot it was kewl .. and me being the self obsessed me .. I thot i'd do it too ... so for chumma sake ! * nasra roy u have contaminated my language *
and I have been emotinally and verbally battered by anita for some of things I have said about myself thus I make some changes and also tanu insisted on making some, here they are .....
hell this has become an issue ... some more changes ... for MANDIRA this time ..
Revised version 3rd edition :P
1. I am addicted to the internet, which makes me a loser cuz I miss out on many things I'd actually wanna do
2. I am rather emotional .. not an unbalanced emotional freak * there u go anita *
3. I obessess over things that aint necessary
4. I think way more than my brains can handle
5. I am a stargazer. I dream .. I dream a lot
6. I like rooms with character, they cheer me up
7. I started interior design when i was 18
8. I have been obessesed with interior design since i was in std 9th
9. I dont study or rather ddnt study interior design
10. I dont know why
11. I read .. * gasp * yes taruni deal with it :) ... I do
12. I smoke more than I should
13. I spend more money than I have
14. I am obessesed with cups/mugs
15. I have over 20 mugs and I live alone
16. I prefer having few close friends than knowing the entire world * smiles @ anita *
17. I wish i were taller
18. I have all the issues of Inside Outside from 1995 to 2004 - until I left India
19. I am a procrastinator, I delay everything from having a bath to going to the bank
20. I like my parents, I get along very well with my parents, especially my father .. no wait .. my mother .. no father .. no mother .. errr .. I love em both ... !!!
21. I love my sister more than my parents.
22. I dont like kids, except my own neice.
23. I am good at secrets, at times these secrets begin ruling my life, they do.
24. I cannot write or speak good english
25. I cannot draw or paint
26. I can visualize
27. I have a cartier .. probably the most expensive thing that I claim is soley mine
28. I masturbate more than I think should. I read somewhere its blurs ur concentration.
29. I end up drinking more alcohol than I'd like to
30. I dont understand and possess self control
31. I like living alone, tho I'd like living alone in India where there are servants
32. My close friends call me spoilt and pampered though I think I better than most
33. I dont like red wine
34. In the next five years I plan to start my own interior design firm and open a lifestyle store in mumbai
35. I dont understand arranged marriage - and maybe I dont even want to get married !
36. I hate meeting new people and having polite conversations
37. I cant cook
38. I eat one loaf a bread a day
39. I drink tea/coffee/hotchocolate everyday *all three*
40. I am allergic to cheese
41. I have migrane, acidity sinus and acute gout ... I am told i am an hypochondriac !
42. I get freaked out easily
43. I am 22 yrs of age and I dont like turning older
44. I hate responsibilities
45. I hate education. I hate having to study
46. I crib a lot
47. I dont lie much
48. Yet, I lie more than I'd like to
49. I dont understand the concept of undefined love
50. I dont like my family from my mothers side. I take this opportunity to tell them they suck .. the same applies to a lot of people from my dads side. I hate sindhi's.
51. I sleep a lot. I dont like mornings. I sleep naked. I sleep on my stomach.
52. I dont want to be a very rich man
53. I dont adjust to change very well
54. I secretly laugh at funerals
55. That freaks me out
56. I dont smoke in the loo
57. I dont masturbate in the loo
58. My loo backhome is where I relax
59. I talk to myself. Aloud
60. I stare into the mirror atleast 32843738 times a day
61. I like birthdays ..I just dont like turning old
62. I like presents
63. I like suprises
64. I am not much of an eater, by which I mean I still hog like a PIG, i am just not adventurous with my food. I dont enjoy trying new cuisines * slaps tansuhri for pokin *
65. I dont like icecream
66. I collect things, everything i think is artistic ..
67. I love shopping at chor bazaar
68. I shop at colaba causeway
69. I shop at crossroads
70. I dont have a distinct taste in music
71. I have a very hairy ass ;0)
72. I have had the lousiest school life
73. I miss jai hind college
74. I miss my apartment where I was raised
75. I have designed my house, many parts of it, I dont like
76. The highest I have spent on an item of clothing is 500 US $
77. The lowest I have spent on an item of clothing is 10 INR.
78. My favorite drink is JD and coke ... I also like mangola and sugarcane juice .. and i am still in disbilief my friend chetan doesnt know what a MANGOLA is.
79. I am still obsessed with most of my ex's .. remember point no. 3
80. I am more dramatic than I'd like to be.
81. I watch hindi soaps with a lot of interest
82. I dont watch many hindi movies
83. I dont play much sports, but I enjoy swimming
84. I lisp
85. I am obsessed with mobile phones
86. I dont believe in religion and god. I believe in karma.
87. I like being driven
88. I dont like the way my friend sadque drives, I think he will die in car crash
89. I dont like the way my friend mandira takes things for granted, she will also die in a car crash with sadque
90. I dont like the way my friend tanushri cries at the drop of a pin, she will also die in a car crash, but her driver arjun will be driving - I will be in either one of these two cars.
91. I have been in love thrice. ALL DEFINED !!!
92. I hate liars
93. I go commando many a times :P
94. I am known for doing things many people dont, I have taken classes right from pottery to voice modulation
95. None of them have helped me, I am still lost
96. I sing when I drive
97. I drive an automatic and dont like manuals
98. I have worked as a cleaner and waiter. Two life changing situations I hope no one experiences.
99. I believe Who I am is Who i want to be and I am very comfortable with myself or so I keep saying to myself. Not silently not secretly ... I say it Aloud.
99a. I am very close to a few people in my life who take all my tantrums, well not all but most. I am glad I know u mandy .. and sadz and tanu and anita !!!
99b. There are going to be no more editions ! deal with it ! hell ...
p.s: I also want to kiss Angelina Jolie.
posted by esoteric @ 2:12 PM
14 Comments:
13. I spend more money than I have - true...
27. I have a cartier .. probably the most expensive thing that I claim is soley mine - ya n we know wher u got it from...
66. I am an art collector - art as in a couple of glass jars, a few random figures.. all given to u by some1.. hmnm n ya stolen pots.. lol.. well ok i dont know art so maybe u r a collector
88. I dont like the way my friend sadque drives, I think he will die in car crash
89. I dont like the way my friend mandira takes things for granted, she will also die in a car crash with sadque - i will not... n if we do u'r goin to be in the car with us..
85. I am obsessed with mobile phones - u meant losing them rite ??
so mandira leaves a comment and u leave one minutes later. point being I earned my cartier, point being I dont lose my phones on purpose. Shit happens and they get lost, point being I have been using the same PHONE for one whole year now, point being I wudnt Steal those pots if someone had done what HE was asked to and point being, I dont want u to die in a car crash ... no really, cant I kill u instead? .. and yes u dont know art .. also can u lend me some money * smiles *
and U missed out an extremely vital part and i guess u ddnt read another follow up comment, so here I'll copy paste - read both u dimwits read and then call tat shukla and read it out to her ...
62. I like presents
63. I like suprises
ok now that I am over the fine and have sobered up, I think u guys shud buy me something, when will u guys learn .. I always have to remind u .. its time to buy ravi something ... reasons
1. I graduated
2. I ummm graduated
3. HELL I graduated
This also makes me the MOST educated AMONGST all of you .. lol well until amod becomes a doctor and does his specialisation .. for now dear childrens ... I am the most learned soul u'd see .. so honor me .. go out and buy me something !!!
and tanushri this time both the shoes, like a proper pair ok !!! :)
mwah .. love u !
You get two whole shoes the day you buy me a bag I actually like! And no, one of your old ones that you never used will not do!
bitch !
like the same way I never got to see the new years eve pics and like how I never ever got to see pictures of ur lokhandwala house .. ok i know there is no connection but still !
u do know I dont like u ! I will steal money from ur wallet and buy myself something. U leave me no choice :) and sadque knows i'll do it ... I have done it before i can do it AGAIN !
Gentle reminder: You have seen all the Lokhandwala house pics. There are NO more pics. Get over it! As for the NY pics, the only ones I know you're dying to see are the ones with you in them (and the one of french bird dancing hahaha) and you don't look hot-sexy-sindhi in any of them (snigger) so don't hold your breath.
Oh and I might have taken the much-touted "high road" but I still detest being ridiculed on a blog read by 7 whole people!!!
theres actually a pic of him dance .. hahaha hell .. i wish we had a pic of the great 'fall' ... hehehehe wud be my trump card to get my way thru ... and oi .. u missed out rich .. its gotta be hot-rich-sexy-sindhi !!! i know i know .. if only pigs cud fly !!!!
and hun .. dun get me started on the "high road" ... really dont :) think of the blair witch project .. just remember that .. lmao !!!!
mwahhh !
yo,
this is a very neat exercise...u kno wat wud b better...writing random words/phrases abt ppl u kno and posting it here:P er...n i think it'd ba good idea if i stayed anonymous here:) and btw, who oh why wud any1 laff secretly at funerals? coz the lucky bastard is dead and u aint? i'd always tot that that's why ppl cry at funerals(shrug)
wokay, keep clickety clacking @ ur keyboard
toodles!
and thus the insane doctor lady strikes ...
* dhisoom *
yo .. go study .. dunchya have two exams ... sheesh !
anonymity insured .. btw how does one spell taruni yo ?!@?
hee-haw !!!!
okay i promised i would do this...
1. ravi is the first person i met who went from being someone i totally didnt like or respect to being one of my better friends who i enjoyed being with.
2. ravi looks absolutely sexy in the black shirt that he has... (haan the one you wore when we went to fridays)... and then ofcourse he has to also do his i am in my own world and yet i want to dance and so i will... dance!!
3. ravi is someone with whom i have so little in common and yet i connected so well with.
4. ravi introduced me to poha.
5. ravi obsesses over moving furniture.
6. actually ravi obsesses over moving furniture in the house at night.
7. the one thing ravi loves more than himself is his sleep...
8. oh wait...could be the disgusting amounts of butter on bread with his tea.
9. ravi taught me how to make tea... one for... one for... one for... ;)
10. ravi kept neurotic sleep hours just like me...
11. ravi cant lie keeping a straight face to save himself if he had to... far less when he is trying to fake an illness at five in the morning to get me out of bed!! :)
12. Ravi really makes an effort when he loves you... if he doesnt god help you.
13. Crazy boy likes driving an automatic...
14. i moved four times... to the best of my knowledge ravi moved house...five times!!! and in the math i was taught five is more than four!!!
15. he is very obsessed with himself... and never let me take one of those cool studio photographs he had of himself.
16. it was great cooking for him... brownies or anything... was always appreciative...
17. one guy whose single status never ceased to amaze me...
18. someone who indulged most of my obsessions... he bought me flowers...
19. he forced me to take pictures with him in front of Andy's car... oh so embarrassing!!!
20. his shortlived stint at southern spice was the most traumatic i had seen... till he started his cleaning job!! :)
21. for someone who found south india funny he really enjoys south indian food.
22. he thinks mustard seeds in thadka is a south indian phenomena...
23. he bought me really cool work shoes!!
24. he is obsessed with his birthday!! and yes before he adds...only hs birthday and not the fact that he is growing any older.
25. i finally gave him all the recipes... he never sent me the photographs.
26. he has shared my horror in different circumstances... both quietly and no one knew...
27. i loved planning and cooking for his birthday... i wish i had done the vegetarian pulav myself.
28. was very pained by my dress sense...or the lack of it... though on occassion he liked what i wore.
29. the only guy i know who has dropped a towel because he was dared to...(i didnt look...)
30. yes he is good at secrets.
31. correction to his blog: he doesnt play any sports...
32. we have had many a good conversation... even when i am sulking.... which isnt very often.
33. he has the ability to surprise you when you least expect it.
34. with ravi there is no ambiguity... you know exactly who he loves and who he doesnt.
35.ravi is great to gossip with... he has all the tiny details, expressions and everything...
36. and yes he believes mangolas and everything else from mumbai makes a human being worth knowing... there are people in india, south of maharashtra you know.
37. ravi taught me to make dal... he also taught me how to make cold coffee which he learnt from someone else and had scrawled on a piece of paper on the fridge.
38. he washes dishes and is very easy to work with in the kitchen...
39. i wish he would just give up everything else and do interior design which he loves so much.
40. and i would love to have him back in india... mumbai... miss him.
#1 ravi is the first person i met who went from being someone i totally didnt like or respect to being one of my better friends who i enjoyed being with ...
U dont blame me for tat woman .. u know u were being cocky :P ... n juz bcuz u took some crazy a****een's word .. u expected tom cruise to show up instead of me .. hell !
oh wait...could be the disgusting amounts of butter on bread with his tea.
people .. deal with it ..
ravi cant lie keeping a straight face to save himself if he had to... far less when he is trying to fake an illness at five in the morning to get me out of bed!! :)
u really oughtta gimmeone for this ... 5 am in the freakin mornin for tat dick .. ok i'll confess .. for the cigerrates too :P
19. he forced me to take pictures with him in front of Andy's car... oh so embarrassing!!!
it was a CONVERTIBLE !!!!
22. he thinks mustard seeds in thadka is a south indian phenomena...
wat the fuck is a Thadka ?!?
20. his shortlived stint at southern spice was the most traumatic i had seen... till he started his cleaning job!! :)
it wasnt TAT bad, ok so I spilled beer on the customers, I cudnt carry trays and I ddnt know One dish from another .. freakin southern spice with freakin BJ ... and oh tat dick ... that guju guy was another sample.
24. he is obsessed with his birthday!! and yes before he adds...only hs birthday and not the fact that he is growing any older.
its coming !!! its coming !!! its coming !!!
27. i loved planning and cooking for his birthday... i wish i had done the vegetarian pulav myself.
dunchyu remember the most inane details ... veg pullav ... remember regina ? hahahahaha .... well and remember the chicken 69 .. oh do I act suprised or not .... Oh Bj .... *suprised and thankful look* lmao
28. was very pained by my dress sense...or the lack of it... though on occassion he liked what i wore.
i tell u .. she looooks HOT in pink ...
29. the only guy i know who has dropped a towel because he was dared to...(i didnt look...)
well .. Ur loss * smiles *
31. correction to his blog: he doesnt play any sports...
correction .. u havnt seen me play any sport .. :P
36. and yes he believes mangolas and everything else from mumbai makes a human being worth knowing... there are people in india, south of maharashtra you know.
how can anyone NOT know what a MANGOLA is ..FREAKIN HELL !!! O btw, I just discoverd at the Indian Trading Post .. u get mazaa .... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh ! tellme u dunno what a mazaa is !!! :0)
Mwah !
me
OKAY HERE GOES WITH MY RESPONSES:
1 ravi is the first person i met who went from being someone i totally didnt like or respect to being one of my better friends who i enjoyed being with ...
U dont blame me for tat woman .. u know u were being cocky :P ... n juz bcuz u took some crazy a****een's word .. u expected tom cruise to show up instead of me .. hell !! AMUSING... EVERYONE TOLD ME YOU WERE DROP DEAD GORGEOUS...WELL YOU ARE IN THE BLACK SHIRT!! ACTUALLY YOU ARE WHEN YOU BOTHER TO CLEAN UP AND SHAVE!!
oh wait...could be the disgusting amounts of butter on bread with his tea.
people .. deal with it .. I DID DIDNT I... IT STICKS... THE CRUMBS STICK... THE BASIN IS A MESS...
ravi cant lie keeping a straight face to save himself if he had to... far less when he is trying to fake an illness at five in the morning to get me out of bed!! :)
u really oughtta gimmeone for this ... 5 am in the freakin mornin for tat dick .. ok i'll confess .. for the cigerrates too :P
GOOD ACT THOUGH... YOU ALMOST HAD ME...
19. he forced me to take pictures with him in front of Andy's car... oh so embarrassing!!!
it was a CONVERTIBLE !!!!STILL... IT WAS EMBARRASSING...AND IT WAS DARK AND IT WAS NIGHT...
22. he thinks mustard seeds in thadka is a south indian phenomena...
wat the fuck is a Thadka ?!?SEASONING YOU BLOODY PHIRANG
20. his shortlived stint at southern spice was the most traumatic i had seen... till he started his cleaning job!! :)
it wasnt TAT bad, ok so I spilled beer on the customers, I cudnt carry trays and I ddnt know One dish from another .. freakin southern spice with freakin BJ ... and oh tat dick ... that guju guy was another sample. YOU WERE HILARIOUS... COULDNT REMEMBER THE DISHES, COULDNT CARRY THE TRAYS... COULDNT WAKE UP FOR WORK MORE IMPORTANTLY!!
24. he is obsessed with his birthday!! and yes before he adds...only hs birthday and not the fact that he is growing any older.
its coming !!! its coming !!! its coming !!!YES I KNOW... YOU WILL GET SOMETHING FROM ME IF YOU ARE IN INDIA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!
27. i loved planning and cooking for his birthday... i wish i had done the vegetarian pulav myself.
dunchyu remember the most inane details ... veg pullav ... remember regina ? hahahahaha .... well and remember the chicken 69 .. oh do I act suprised or not .... Oh Bj .... *suprised and thankful look* lmao OKAY FIRST OF ALL IT WAS CHICKEN 65... YES I REMEMBER DETAILS WHEN IT BOTHERS ME... REGINA COOKED WELL... BUT BOY DID SHE AND NEIL MAKE A HASH OF THAT PULAV... HOW HOW DO YOU MANAGE THAT EFFECT WITH RICE?
28. was very pained by my dress sense...or the lack of it... though on occassion he liked what i wore.
i tell u .. she looooks HOT in pink ... OKAY OKAY... BUT REMEMBER ITS NOT PINK... ITS JUST THAT ONE OFF SHOULDER TOP WITH PINK AND WHITE STRIPES THAT YOU LIKE...
29. the only guy i know who has dropped a towel because he was dared to...(i didnt look...)
well .. Ur loss * smiles * HMM A LOSS I CAN LIVE WITH THANK YOU!!
31. correction to his blog: he doesnt play any sports...
correction .. u havnt seen me play any sport .. :P TRUE... EVEN WHEN OFFERED OPPORTUNITIES!!
36. and yes he believes mangolas and everything else from mumbai makes a human being worth knowing... there are people in india, south of maharashtra you know.
how can anyone NOT know what a MANGOLA is ..FREAKIN HELL !!! O btw, I just discoverd at the Indian Trading Post .. u get mazaa .... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh ! tellme u dunno what a mazaa is !!! :0)I KNOW WHAT MAZAA IS... AND THATS SOMETHING WE HAVE ALL OVER INDIA.
Mwah !
me
MWAH
ME
ravi is the first person i met who went from being someone i totally didnt like or respect to being one of my better friends who i enjoyed being with ...
U dont blame me for tat woman .. u know u were being cocky :P ... n juz bcuz u took some crazy a****een's word .. u expected tom cruise to show up instead of me .. hell !! AMUSING... EVERYONE TOLD ME YOU WERE DROP DEAD GORGEOUS...WELL YOU ARE IN THE BLACK SHIRT!! ACTUALLY YOU ARE WHEN YOU BOTHER TO CLEAN UP AND SHAVE!!
err .. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS .. ARE ALL OF U GETTIN PAID TO MAKE FUN OF ME ON MY BLOG :) I AM NOT ALLLLL TAT BAD LOOKING .. or am I :P
btw is that wat she said .... I met her the other day .. she's lost tons of weight and looked really cute .. maybe I shud ask her out .. watsay u ???
and just because u know what a Mazza is ... dont think its ok not to know Mangola ..
I really need to getalife .. hell WHat am i doing nonstop on this freaking Blog !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really now... yes we both need to get a life... do you realised that I have written more on your blog than I have on my own!!
But I think I enjoy this more than I enjoy my own blog.
Gonna put a posting up there though today... if I can remember how!!
Perhaps I will message you for advice!!
toodles.
I do realised !!!
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