i know that u know that i know what u know no one knows !

Its finally happening !

Got a letter from the uni today .... goes as

Returning home ?? * blinking eyebrow cartoon *

Be prepared ...
Its not as easy as you think !!!

* gee * really I dont think its easy !! and ummm .. sir or who the fucking ever you are who posted this motherfukcing letter, shudnt this be there to make me feel better??!@?
* to which mandira says - avoid getting hyper - try * mandy i dont get hyper :) ... i just loose it !

so the letter goes

you r probably so busy completing ur thesis or preparing for ur exams * hahahahaha, yes I am very busy mr letter .. indeed no time to even post crap on ma blog, like dude, no really like, no kiddin and all !*, that u havnt given much thought to what life will be like for you once you are back in your home counrty.* how true !!! I havnt thot abt it all, just spent some random few months, laying awake, anticipating the hell that awaits - getting constipated, migranes and acidity - no no mr letter u're right*

and it goes until eternity .. tho I like this part .. read !

COPING WITH REVERSE CULTURE SHOCK

livin in australia for a year or more can change you in suprising ways. * the sing song accent - which according to ms tanushri shukla - is sindhi meets london meets bhangra pop accent * always good to have friends who say the sweetest things over INTERNATIONAL CALLS !

Going home involves two transitions, movin from the student world to the employment world
* which in my case will never happen, even if it does, will be some sad ass 2000rs job in some ophiz - tats office with a marathi slang or no .. my fathers phactory geekay infabs pvt ltd :P i hope this time i got the name right, pisses him off when i dun rem. the name - haan employment world* and movin from your second culture back to your home culture, in short movin from hello love how may i help u today to kay pahije * what wanting in marathi * to the dick scratching pandu's to 1.am deadline nite clubs*

you are not the same when you left home, your behavior and communication patterns might have changed as your hierarchy of values * or maybe I am still the loser I used to be .sigh. all this money gone to waste, my father shud have just bought me a merc instead - ofcourse, i'd get a marathi number plate* Therefore anticipate where conflict is likely to occur with transilitional home behavior, communication and values - or easier .. kill urself !!!! but then again, i am a wuss n dun have the balls to harm myself .. any volunteers?!?

stupid university !!!

yes and the title and the post have no connection, just like my life and most things I do have no connection ! DEAL WITH IT

like ravi dude, like no really, dude .. like chill !

and finally it says ...

be sure to express ur thanks to ur host family and visit all ur friends before u leave ...

now what on earth wud I do w/o u mr.letter?